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CVs and the truth, or what exactly is meant by “conversational” German?

A constant moral dilemma for unemployed people is the stretching of truth on CVs. Of course any employment service will say you should be 100% honest, but do people really do this? I heard on Ryan Tubridy’s show during the week that 70% of people have admitted to lying on a CV.

I ask this as I’m in the process of applying for a certain job, the advert for which asks I would be willing to travel to places such as Germany. Now it doesn’t state that being able to speak German is a requirement, but I suspect highlighting that I studied German in college would be a major bonus.

The trouble is that I only studied it for one year, being one of the subjects I dropped after first year. And the amount I remember extends to being able to say my name and asking what’s wrong. Somehow I don’t think this can be described as a conversational knowledge of the language. And yet that’s what I want to write on my CV.

Is this dishonest, or even a strategically bad move? I mean, they could ask me to prove my abilities with Deutsch. Where would I be then? On the other hand, I did do it for a year. That’s got to be worth something, right?

I really don’t know what’s the right, or clever, move here.



I’ve had a great idea. I’m going to learn a foreign language. It’s something I’ve always wanted to do, and it seems there are plenty of jobs being offered to people who can speak a foreign language. As I have so much free time I really should give it a go. I know, it’s one of these things we all promise to do but never quite manage. It’s up their with travelling more or writing a novel (which I also intend to do). But there’s no reason I can’t manage it. I’ll start with German as I studied it a bit in college and know the basics, plus there are two or three German girls I’ll like to impress. I’ll update you with my progress.

In the meantime, I have an interview this afternoon. It’s for a shitty job well outside my skills profile. I kind of hope I don’t get it, but we’ll see what happens.